Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Whole Foods to Piggly Wiggly

Well, Olivia and I have made it to the south. I could have told you that just by listening to the people around me. The accents and sayings take a little while to get used to when we come back to MS.

Here are a few funny sayings and interesting things we've run into so far...

I'm drunker than Cooter Brown! (I won't reveal who said this. It's not a family member.)
My stars! (If you put your right hand on your chest and draw out "stars" a little bit, you'll have it.)
Heaven's to Betsy! (I have no idea who Betsy is but she's always a part of this expressive saying.)
"Ya'll" magazine for Southerners (I couldn't help but check this magazine out at Books-a- Million. I had to read the article on Collards. No recipes fit the bill for me. I try to stay away from ham hocks, salt pork, and meaty ham bones.)

It's good to be around family and weird to be in Jackson when there isn't a holiday or special event. I'm ready to get settled and have a routine, again. Stephen is still making his way across the country. Charlie is apparently going stir crazy. He ate Stephen's shoe, last night. If you see a one shoed man driving a Pacifica with a U haul trailer, a cat meowing his head off, and a dog running outside the car....that's Stephen and his gang of wild animals. I'll have the beer waiting for you, honey!

FYI: The closest grocery store to our house in Meridian is a Piggly Wiggly.

2 comments:

Sandy and Anna said...

Piggyly Wiggly!!! Heavens to Betsy! That's too funny! I'm sure the "Pig" has a natural food section with quinoa and tempeh just waiting for you! I've never heard of "Ya'll" magazine. I'll have to look that one up!

Shelly said...

I have never heard of Ya'll mag either! That is freaking hilarious! And the image you put in my head of Stephen driving out hear with the animals made me LOL! What we do for our beloved animals! Monday is your big day!!! Celebrate!!!! Oh and dont knock Piggly Wiggly too much... my mom wore the red smack years ago:) She said they are known for change... maybe you can change them to Whole Foods!